South Park - Season 0 Episode 28 Cartman Gets An Anal Probe: The Unaired And Uncut Original Pilot

Name: South Park
Genre: Animation, Comedy
Released: 29 Mar 2023
Rating: 8.37
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell

Four boys. One f**ked-up town. 2023-03-29 United States of America 22 minutes.

8.37 4514 votes

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Season - Episode

27 Season 27 Jan 01, 1970

27 - 1

Episode 1 Jul 09, 2025
27 - 2

Episode 2 Jul 09, 2025

26 Season 26 Feb 07, 2023

26 - 1

Cupid Ye Feb 08, 2023
26 - 2

The Worldwide Privacy Tour Feb 15, 2023
26 - 3

Japanese Toilet Mar 01, 2023
26 - 4

Deep Learning Mar 08, 2023
26 - 5

DikinBaus Hot Dogs Mar 22, 2023
26 - 6

Spring Break Mar 29, 2023

25 Season 25 Feb 02, 2022

25 - 1

Pajama Day Feb 02, 2022
25 - 2

The Big Fix Feb 09, 2022
25 - 3

City People Feb 16, 2022
25 - 4

Back to the Cold War Mar 02, 2022
25 - 5

Help, My Teenager Hates Me! Mar 09, 2022
25 - 6

Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special Mar 16, 2022

24 Season 24 Sep 30, 2020

24 - 1

The Pandemic Special Sep 30, 2020
24 - 2

South ParQ Vaccination Special Mar 10, 2021

23 Season 23 Sep 25, 2019

23 - 1

Mexican Joker Sep 25, 2019
23 - 2

Band in China Oct 02, 2019
23 - 3

SHOTS!!! Oct 09, 2019
23 - 4

Let Them Eat Goo Oct 16, 2019
23 - 5

Tegridy Farms Halloween Special Oct 30, 2019
23 - 6

Season Finale Nov 06, 2019
23 - 7

Board Girls Nov 13, 2019
23 - 8

Turd Burglars Nov 27, 2019
23 - 9

Basic Cable Dec 04, 2019
23 - 10

Christmas Snow Dec 11, 2019

22 Season 22 Sep 26, 2018

22 - 1

Dead Kids Sep 26, 2018
22 - 2

A Boy and a Priest Oct 03, 2018
22 - 3

The Problem with a Poo Oct 10, 2018
22 - 4

Tegridy Farms Oct 17, 2018
22 - 5

The Scoots Oct 31, 2018
22 - 6

Time to Get Cereal Nov 07, 2018
22 - 7

Nobody Got Cereal? Nov 14, 2018
22 - 8

Buddha Box Nov 28, 2018
22 - 9

Unfulfilled Dec 05, 2018
22 - 10

Bike Parade Dec 12, 2018

21 Season 21 Sep 13, 2017

21 - 1

White People Renovating Houses Sep 13, 2017
21 - 2

Put It Down Sep 20, 2017
21 - 3

Holiday Special Sep 27, 2017
21 - 4

Franchise Prequel Oct 11, 2017
21 - 5

Hummels & Heroin Oct 18, 2017
21 - 6

Sons A Witches Oct 25, 2017
21 - 7

Doubling Down Nov 08, 2017
21 - 8

Moss Piglets Nov 15, 2017
21 - 9

SUPER HARD PCness Nov 29, 2017
21 - 10

Splatty Tomato Dec 06, 2017

20 Season 20 Sep 14, 2016

20 - 1

Member Berries Sep 14, 2016
20 - 2

Skank Hunt Sep 21, 2016
20 - 3

The Damned Sep 28, 2016
20 - 4

Wieners Out Oct 12, 2016
20 - 5

Douche and a Danish Oct 19, 2016
20 - 6

Fort Collins Oct 26, 2016
20 - 7

Oh, Jeez Nov 09, 2016
20 - 8

Members Only Nov 16, 2016
20 - 9

Not Funny Nov 30, 2016
20 - 10

The End of Serialization as We Know It Dec 07, 2016

19 Season 19 Sep 16, 2015

19 - 1

Stunning and Brave Sep 16, 2015
19 - 2

Where My Country Gone? Sep 23, 2015
19 - 3

The City Part of Town Sep 30, 2015
19 - 4

You're Not Yelping Oct 14, 2015
19 - 5

Safe Space Oct 21, 2015
19 - 6

Tweek x Craig Oct 28, 2015
19 - 7

Naughty Ninjas Nov 11, 2015
19 - 8

Sponsored Content Nov 18, 2015
19 - 9

Truth and Advertising Dec 02, 2015
19 - 10

PC Principal Final Justice Dec 09, 2015

18 Season 18 Sep 24, 2014

18 - 1

Go Fund Yourself Sep 24, 2014
18 - 2

Gluten Free Ebola Oct 01, 2014
18 - 3

The Cissy Oct 08, 2014
18 - 4

Handicar Oct 15, 2014
18 - 5

The Magic Bush Oct 29, 2014
18 - 6

Freemium Isn't Free Nov 05, 2014
18 - 7

Grounded Vindaloop Nov 12, 2014
18 - 8

Cock Magic Nov 19, 2014
18 - 9

#REHASH Dec 03, 2014
18 - 10

#HappyHolograms Dec 10, 2014

17 Season 17 Sep 25, 2013

17 - 1

Let Go, Let Gov Sep 25, 2013
17 - 2

Informative Murder Porn Oct 02, 2013
17 - 3

World War Zimmerman Oct 09, 2013
17 - 4

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers Oct 23, 2013
17 - 5

Taming Strange Oct 30, 2013
17 - 6

Ginger Cow Nov 06, 2013
17 - 7

Black Friday Nov 13, 2013
17 - 8

A Song of Ass and Fire Nov 20, 2013
17 - 9

Titties and Dragons Dec 04, 2013
17 - 10

The Hobbit Dec 11, 2013

16 Season 16 Mar 14, 2012

16 - 1

Reverse Cowgirl Mar 14, 2012
16 - 2

Cash for Gold Mar 21, 2012
16 - 3

Faith Hilling Mar 28, 2012
16 - 4

Jewpacabra Apr 04, 2012
16 - 5

Butterballs Apr 11, 2012
16 - 6

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Apr 18, 2012
16 - 7

Cartman Finds Love Apr 25, 2012
16 - 8

Sarcastaball Sep 26, 2012
16 - 9

Raising the Bar Oct 03, 2012
16 - 10

Insecurity Oct 10, 2012
16 - 11

Going Native Oct 17, 2012
16 - 12

A Nightmare on FaceTime Oct 24, 2012
16 - 13

A Scause for Applause Oct 31, 2012
16 - 14

Obama Wins! Nov 07, 2012

15 Season 15 Apr 27, 2011

15 - 1

HUMANCENTiPAD Apr 27, 2011
15 - 2

Funnybot May 04, 2011
15 - 3

Royal Pudding May 11, 2011
15 - 4

T.M.I. May 18, 2011
15 - 5

Crack Baby Athletic Association May 25, 2011
15 - 6

City Sushi Jun 01, 2011
15 - 7

You're Getting Old Jun 08, 2011
15 - 8

Ass Burgers Oct 05, 2011
15 - 9

The Last of the Meheecans Oct 12, 2011
15 - 10

Bass to Mouth Oct 19, 2011
15 - 11

Broadway Bro Down Oct 26, 2011
15 - 12

1% Nov 02, 2011
15 - 13

A History Channel Thanksgiving Nov 09, 2011
15 - 14

The Poor Kid Nov 16, 2011

14 Season 14 Mar 17, 2010

14 - 1

Sexual Healing Mar 17, 2010
14 - 2

The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs Mar 24, 2010
14 - 3

Medicinal Fried Chicken Mar 31, 2010
14 - 4

You Have 0 Friends Apr 07, 2010
14 - 5

200 Apr 14, 2010
14 - 6

201 Apr 21, 2010
14 - 7

Crippled Summer Apr 28, 2010
14 - 8

Poor and Stupid Oct 06, 2010
14 - 9

It's a Jersey Thing Oct 13, 2010
14 - 10

Insheeption Oct 20, 2010
14 - 11

Coon 2: Hindsight Oct 27, 2010
14 - 12

Mysterion Rises Nov 03, 2010
14 - 13

Coon vs. Coon & Friends Nov 10, 2010
14 - 14

Crème Fraiche Nov 17, 2010

13 Season 13 Mar 11, 2009

13 - 1

The Ring Mar 11, 2009
13 - 2

The Coon Mar 18, 2009
13 - 3

Margaritaville Mar 25, 2009
13 - 4

Eat, Pray, Queef Apr 01, 2009
13 - 5

Fishsticks Apr 08, 2009
13 - 6

Pinewood Derby Apr 15, 2009
13 - 7

Fatbeard Apr 22, 2009
13 - 8

Dead Celebrities Oct 07, 2009
13 - 9

Butters' Bottom Bitch Oct 14, 2009
13 - 10

W.T.F. Oct 21, 2009
13 - 11

Whale Whores Oct 28, 2009
13 - 12

The F Word Nov 04, 2009
13 - 13

Dances With Smurfs Nov 11, 2009
13 - 14

Pee Nov 18, 2009

12 Season 12 Mar 12, 2008

12 - 1

Tonsil Trouble Mar 12, 2008
12 - 2

Britney's New Look Mar 19, 2008
12 - 3

Major Boobage Mar 26, 2008
12 - 4

Canada on Strike Apr 02, 2008
12 - 5

Eek, A Penis! Apr 09, 2008
12 - 6

Over Logging Apr 16, 2008
12 - 7

Super Fun Time Apr 23, 2008
12 - 8

The China Probrem Oct 08, 2008
12 - 9

Breast Cancer Show Ever Oct 15, 2008
12 - 10

Pandemic Oct 22, 2008
12 - 11

Pandemic 2: The Startling Oct 29, 2008
12 - 12

About Last Night... Nov 05, 2008
12 - 13

Elementary School Musical Nov 12, 2008
12 - 14

The Ungroundable Nov 19, 2008

11 Season 11 Mar 07, 2007

11 - 1

With Apologies to Jesse Jackson Mar 07, 2007
11 - 2

Cartman Sucks Mar 14, 2007
11 - 3

Lice Capades Mar 21, 2007
11 - 4

The Snuke Mar 28, 2007
11 - 5

Fantastic Easter Special Apr 04, 2007
11 - 6

D-Yikes! Apr 11, 2007
11 - 7

Night of the Living Homeless Apr 18, 2007
11 - 8

Le Petit Tourette Oct 03, 2007
11 - 9

More Crap Oct 10, 2007
11 - 10

Imaginationland Oct 17, 2007
11 - 11

Imaginationland, Episode II Oct 24, 2007
11 - 12

Imaginationland, Episode III Oct 31, 2007
11 - 13

Guitar Queer-O Nov 07, 2007
11 - 14

The List Nov 14, 2007

10 Season 10 Mar 22, 2006

10 - 1

The Return of Chef Mar 22, 2006
10 - 2

Smug Alert Mar 29, 2006
10 - 3

Cartoon Wars (1) Apr 05, 2006
10 - 4

Cartoon Wars (2) Apr 12, 2006
10 - 5

A Million Little Fibers Apr 19, 2006
10 - 6

Manbearpig Apr 26, 2006
10 - 7

Tsst May 03, 2006
10 - 8

Make Love, Not Warcraft Oct 04, 2006
10 - 9

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce Oct 11, 2006
10 - 10

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy Oct 18, 2006
10 - 11

Hell on Earth 2006 Oct 25, 2006
10 - 12

Go God Go (1) Nov 01, 2006
10 - 13

Go God Go XII (2) Nov 08, 2006
10 - 14

Stanley's Cup Nov 15, 2006

9 Season 9 Mar 09, 2005

9 - 1

Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mar 09, 2005
9 - 2

Die Hippie, Die Mar 16, 2005
9 - 3

Wing Mar 23, 2005
9 - 4

Best Friends Forever Mar 30, 2005
9 - 5

The Losing Edge Apr 06, 2005
9 - 6

The Death of Eric Cartman Apr 13, 2005
9 - 7

Erection Day Apr 20, 2005
9 - 8

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Oct 19, 2005
9 - 9

Marjorine Oct 26, 2005
9 - 10

Follow That Egg Nov 02, 2005
9 - 11

Ginger Kids Nov 09, 2005
9 - 12

Trapped in the Closet Nov 16, 2005
9 - 13

Free Willzyx Nov 30, 2005
9 - 14

Bloody Mary Dec 07, 2005

8 Season 8 Mar 17, 2004

8 - 1

Good Times with Weapons Mar 17, 2004
8 - 2

Up the Down Steroid Mar 24, 2004
8 - 3

The Passion of the Jew Mar 31, 2004
8 - 4

You Got F'd in the A Apr 07, 2004
8 - 5

AWESOM-O Apr 14, 2004
8 - 6

The Jeffersons Apr 21, 2004
8 - 7

Goobacks Apr 28, 2004
8 - 8

Douche and Turd Oct 27, 2004
8 - 9

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes Nov 03, 2004
8 - 10

Pre-School Nov 10, 2004
8 - 11

Quest for Ratings Nov 17, 2004
8 - 12

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset Dec 01, 2004
8 - 13

Cartman's Incredible Gift Dec 08, 2004
8 - 14

Woodland Critter Christmas Dec 15, 2004

7 Season 7 Mar 19, 2003

7 - 1

Cancelled Mar 19, 2003
7 - 2

Krazy Kripples Mar 26, 2003
7 - 3

Toilet Paper Apr 02, 2003
7 - 4

I'm a Little Bit Country Apr 09, 2003
7 - 5

Fat Butt and Pancake Head Apr 16, 2003
7 - 6

Lil' Crime Stoppers Apr 23, 2003
7 - 7

Red Man's Greed Apr 30, 2003
7 - 8

South Park is Gay Oct 22, 2003
7 - 9

Christian Rock Hard Oct 29, 2003
7 - 10

Grey Dawn Nov 05, 2003
7 - 11

Casa Bonita Nov 12, 2003
7 - 12

All About Mormons Nov 19, 2003
7 - 13

Butt Out Dec 03, 2003
7 - 14

Raisins Dec 10, 2003
7 - 15

It's Christmas in Canada Dec 17, 2003

6 Season 6 Mar 06, 2002

6 - 1

Jared Has Aides Mar 06, 2002
6 - 2

Asspen Mar 13, 2002
6 - 3

Freak Strike Mar 20, 2002
6 - 4

Fun With Veal Mar 27, 2002
6 - 5

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer Apr 03, 2002
6 - 6

Professor Chaos Apr 10, 2002
6 - 7

The Simpsons Already Did It Jun 26, 2002
6 - 8

Red Hot Catholic Love Jul 03, 2002
6 - 9

Free Hat Jul 10, 2002
6 - 10

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society Jul 17, 2002
6 - 11

Child Abduction is Not Funny Jul 24, 2002
6 - 12

A Ladder to Heaven Nov 06, 2002
6 - 13

The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers Nov 13, 2002
6 - 14

The Death Camp of Tolerance Nov 20, 2002
6 - 15

The Biggest Douche in the Universe Nov 27, 2002
6 - 16

My Future Self n' Me Dec 04, 2002
6 - 17

Red Sleigh Down Dec 11, 2002

5 Season 5 Jun 20, 2001

5 - 1

It Hits the Fan Jun 20, 2001
5 - 2

Cripple Fight Jun 27, 2001
5 - 3

Super Best Friends Jul 04, 2001
5 - 4

Scott Tenorman Must Die Jul 11, 2001
5 - 5

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow Jul 18, 2001
5 - 6

Cartmanland Jul 25, 2001
5 - 7

Proper Condom Use Aug 01, 2001
5 - 8

Towelie Aug 08, 2001
5 - 9

Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Nov 07, 2001
5 - 10

How to Eat with Your Butt Nov 14, 2001
5 - 11

The Entity Nov 21, 2001
5 - 12

Here Comes the Neighborhood Nov 28, 2001
5 - 13

Kenny Dies Dec 05, 2001
5 - 14

Butters' Very Own Episode Dec 12, 2001

4 Season 4 Apr 05, 2000

4 - 1

The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 Apr 05, 2000
4 - 2

Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 Apr 12, 2000
4 - 3

Timmy 2000 Apr 19, 2000
4 - 4

Quintuplets 2000 Apr 26, 2000
4 - 5

Cartman Joins NAMBLA Jun 21, 2000
4 - 6

Cherokee Hair Tampons Jun 28, 2000
4 - 7

Chef Goes Nanners Jul 05, 2000
4 - 8

Something You Can Do with Your Finger Jul 12, 2000
4 - 9

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1) Jul 19, 2000
4 - 10

Probably (2) Jul 26, 2000
4 - 11

Fourth Grade Nov 08, 2000
4 - 12

Trapper Keeper Nov 15, 2000
4 - 13

Helen Keller! The Musical Nov 22, 2000
4 - 14

Pip Nov 29, 2000
4 - 15

Fat Camp Dec 06, 2000
4 - 16

The Wacky Molestation Adventure Dec 13, 2000
4 - 17

A Very Crappy Christmas Dec 20, 2000

3 Season 3 Apr 07, 1999

3 - 1

Rainforest Shmainforest Apr 07, 1999
3 - 2

Spontaneous Combustion Apr 14, 1999
3 - 3

The Succubus Apr 21, 1999
3 - 4

Jakovasaurs Jun 16, 1999
3 - 5

Tweek vs. Craig Jun 23, 1999
3 - 6

Sexual Harassment Panda Jul 07, 1999
3 - 7

Cat Orgy Jul 14, 1999
3 - 8

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Jul 21, 1999
3 - 9

Jewbilee Jul 28, 1999
3 - 10

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery Oct 27, 1999
3 - 11

Chinpokomon Nov 03, 1999
3 - 12

Hooked on Monkey Fonics Nov 10, 1999
3 - 13

Starvin' Marvin in Space Nov 17, 1999
3 - 14

The Red Badge of Gayness Nov 24, 1999
3 - 15

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Dec 01, 1999
3 - 16

Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus Dec 29, 1999
3 - 17

World Wide Recorder Concert Jan 12, 2000

2 Season 2 Apr 01, 1998

2 - 1

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus Apr 01, 1998
2 - 2

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut Apr 22, 1998
2 - 3

Ike's Wee Wee May 20, 1998
2 - 4

Chickenlover May 27, 1998
2 - 5

Conjoined Fetus Lady Jun 03, 1998
2 - 6

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka Jun 10, 1998
2 - 7

City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) Jun 17, 1998
2 - 8

Summer Sucks Jun 24, 1998
2 - 9

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Aug 19, 1998
2 - 10

Chickenpox Aug 26, 1998
2 - 11

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods Sep 02, 1998
2 - 12

Clubhouses Sep 23, 1998
2 - 13

Cow Days Sep 30, 1998
2 - 14

Chef Aid Oct 07, 1998
2 - 15

Spookyfish Oct 28, 1998
2 - 16

Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Dec 09, 1998
2 - 17

Gnomes Dec 16, 1998
2 - 18

Prehistoric Ice Man Jan 20, 1999

1 Season 1 Aug 13, 1997

1 - 1

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Aug 13, 1997
1 - 2

Volcano Aug 20, 1997
1 - 3

Weight Gain 4000 Aug 27, 1997
1 - 4

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Sep 03, 1997
1 - 5

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Sep 10, 1997
1 - 6

Death Sep 17, 1997
1 - 7

Pinkeye Oct 29, 1997
1 - 8

Starvin' Marvin Nov 19, 1997
1 - 9

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Dec 17, 1997
1 - 10

Damien Feb 04, 1998
1 - 11

Tom's Rhinoplasty Feb 11, 1998
1 - 12

Mecha-Streisand Feb 18, 1998
1 - 13

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut Feb 25, 1998

0 Season 0 Dec 08, 1992

0 - 1

The Spirit Of Christmas (Jesus vs. Frosty) Dec 08, 1992
0 - 2

Your Studio and You Sep 14, 1995
0 - 3

The Spirit Of Christmas (Jesus vs. Santa) Dec 01, 1995
0 - 4

Countdown to 1997 Dec 31, 1996
0 - 5

The 1997 CableACE Awards Nov 15, 1997
0 - 6

Jay Leno Comes To South Park Nov 20, 1997
0 - 7

O Holy Night Music Video Dec 25, 1997
0 - 8

O Little Town Of Bethlehem Music Video Dec 25, 1997
0 - 9

Countdown to 1998 Dec 31, 1997
0 - 10

MADtv: South Parknuts May 02, 1998
0 - 11

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls Music Video Aug 19, 1998
0 - 12

Chef Aid: Behind The Menu Dec 08, 1998
0 - 13

Countdown to 1999 Dec 31, 1998
0 - 14

What Would Brian Boitano Do Music Video Feb 13, 1999
0 - 15

Movie Trailer: Beefcake Jun 01, 1999
0 - 16

Movie Trailer: Disco Jun 01, 1999
0 - 17

Movie Trailer: German Dance Jun 01, 1999
0 - 18

Dead Friend Sketch (South Park's Tribute To Monty Python) Oct 05, 1999
0 - 19

Countdown to 2000 Dec 31, 1999
0 - 20

Blame Canada Music Video (Academy Awards) Mar 26, 2000
0 - 21

The Gauntlet Jun 03, 2000
0 - 22

MTV Movie Awards 2000 Jun 08, 2000
0 - 23

Great Destinations (a.k.a. The Most Notorious Episode) Jun 19, 2002
0 - 24

South Park 5th Anniversary Special Sep 03, 2002
0 - 25

Going Down To South Park Jun 03, 2003
0 - 26

VH1 Goes Inside: South Park Oct 17, 2003
0 - 27

The Aristocrats Sketch Aug 12, 2005
0 - 28

Cartman Gets An Anal Probe: The Unaired And Uncut Original Pilot Oct 03, 2006
0 - 29

Lil' Rush Jun 13, 2007
0 - 30

The Imaginationland Trilogy Mar 12, 2008
0 - 31

Behind the Scenes of Major Boobage Jun 25, 2008
0 - 32

The Real South Park Apr 01, 2010
0 - 33

Six Days to Air: The Making of South Park Oct 09, 2011

Overview

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors abducting him from his bed. Meanwhile Kyle and Stan try to convince Cartman that the dream was in fact a reality. - Extended Version

Year 2023

Studio Comedy Central

Director Trey Parker, Matt Stone

Crew Jennifer Howell (Producer)

Popularity 124.8241

Language English